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Funny Mom Quotes
Funny mom quotes say the ridiculous, exhausting truth of parenting out loud. Every one is written by us, free to read and copy, and never pinned to a famous name, which is what keeps them safe to print on a card or mug. Read them, copy your favourite, or open any in the free card maker.
“Double the diapers, double the noise, double the love, and half the sleep.”
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“Twin mom: professional referee, part-time magician, full-time in love.”
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“Two heartbeats at once was just the beginning of the miracle.”
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“She learned to feed two, hold two and love two, all at the same time.”
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“Toddlerhood is love with sticky hands and very strong opinions.”
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“A toddler will test every boundary and then fall asleep on your chest, forgiven.”
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“The tantrums are big because their feelings are big and their words are still small.”
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“Raising a toddler is negotiating with a tiny, adorable dictator who loves you fiercely.”
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“One minute they are screaming over a broken cracker, the next they are hugging your leg. This is the job.”
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“I am not arguing. I am simply explaining why I am right, to a five-year-old, for the ninth time.”
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“Motherhood is knowing the exact location of everyone's shoes except your own.”
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“I have become the person who says because I said so, and I have made peace with it.”
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Funny Mom Quotes: questions people ask
What is a good funny mom quote?
“Lost my keys, kept my humor.” is a strong place to start. The ones that work are specific rather than generic: they name the real feeling instead of reaching for something polished. Pick the line on this page that sounds like your actual situation, not just the prettiest one.
Are these funny mom quotes free to use?
Yes. Every quote here is original and written on this site, free to read, copy and share. You can also turn any one into a picture card with the free card maker, with no payment and no card details, currently free. Because they are original and never misattributed, they are also safe to print on a card, mug or gift.
Can I turn these into cards for Pinterest or Instagram?
Yes. Every quote has a Make this a card button that opens the free card maker with the words already loaded. Pick a background and a size for Pinterest, Instagram or stories, and download it. Currently free, no payment details.